Joke Time!

[Alan]

Share jokes and funstuff in this thread!

Not Masonry related but life's getting tough sometimes so a little joke won't hurt. No political jokes please.

 

[bigbuster]

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

 

[Alan]

Imagine a masonry wall...
Now, picture just one piece of it...

This, my friends, is a mental block.

 

[El VMX]

The beer in the joke changes depending on which beer the customer is drinking:

“2 guys walk into a bar with their wives. They say lemme get two Stella’s and two girly drinks for the wives! The bartender pours 4 Stella’s.”

 

[muted color]

3 unwritten rules of life.

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[redtarget]

Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.

 

[crazy reese]

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

 

[install4you]

I was gonna tell a time-travel joke but you didn't like it.

I already posted this one in another less-read thread. Either that or I'm gonna post it next week.

 

[install4you]

Thought long about a caption, but this just speaks for itself